10 Random Poker Quotes

• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'