10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders