10 Random Poker Quotes

• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)