10 Random Poker Quotes

• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson