10 Random Poker Quotes

• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from