10 Random Poker Quotes

• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.