10 Random Poker Quotes

I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
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"It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
"You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.