10 Random Poker Quotes

• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.