10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.