10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Poker is for loners.