10 Random Poker Quotes

• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.