10 Random Poker Quotes

• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.