10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris