10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow