10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"