10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- It's Free To Fold...
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach