10 Random Poker Quotes

• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.