10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek