10 Random Poker Quotes

• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Welcome to kicker school
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."