10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Poker is for fat, American losers.