10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus