10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)