10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.