10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Poker is for loners.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'