10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.