10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• "No river, no fish."
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester