10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts