10 Random Poker Quotes

• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com