10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss