10 Random Poker Quotes

• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Fold and live to fold again
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.