10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Poker is for loners.
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword