10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event