10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Welcome to kicker school
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• It's Free To Fold...
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.