10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Fook the floosh droo!