10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- It's Free To Fold...
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.