10 Random Poker Quotes

• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-