10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.