10 Random Poker Quotes

• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.