10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!