10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)