10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.