10 Random Poker Quotes

• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.