10 Random Poker Quotes

• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Fold and live to fold again
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow