10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "No river, no fish."
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz