10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Poker is for loners.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.