10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)