10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- It's Free To Fold...
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event