10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"