10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003