10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!